aspiringsorcerer asked: Oh mighty Emrakul! I would not wish to displease you, but I have no clue what you consider Superb. If you would be so gracious as to enlighten me at least to your preferred Genre, I would most happily appease thee to the best of my abilities!
askbriankibler asked: GREETINGS EMRAKUL. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE HUMBLED BY MY PRESENCE. I MUST ASK, HAVE YOU DEVOURED VALAKUT YET? IF SO, HOW DID IT TASTE?
Humbled by YOUR presence? You must be outright insane, you dumb excuse for a breakfast. And to answer your question, yes. I have. Devoured Valakut.
askoldjin-gitaxias asked: You seem much more hostile than your previous incarnation on this plane. Any particular reason?
This is news to me >/\/\ < hehe…
I shall devour your soul and eat your realm for a well deserved desert!
Sheesh, this ones a lot meaner, I was actually considering not…
You sound like Vorinclex >\/\/ <
How dare you compare me to that ape?!
That “ape” first of all is probably more intelligent than you AND can probably and will attempt to and most likely succeed at eating you. You’d be VERY surprised O/\/\ o
The likes of him could never compete with me, intelligence as well. Eat me!? Puny mind cannot comprehend.
This is news to me >/\/\ < hehe…
I shall devour your soul and eat your realm for a well deserved desert!
Sheesh, this ones a lot meaner, I was actually considering not…
You sound like Vorinclex >\/\/ <
How dare you compare me to that ape?!
I did not know that Emrakul was a girl o/\/\ o
This is news to me >/\/\ < hehe…
I shall devour your soul and eat your realm for a well deserved desert!
Sheesh, this ones a lot meaner, I was actually considering not destroying the other one.
I’d say come at me bro, but…. >\/\/ < hehehe…
But what!??
I’m sorry hahaha, I just haha can’t believe you hehe were a girl hahaha this entire time hehehe >\/\/ <
I posses no gender! Only hunger. Only wild, boundless hunger.
I did not know that Emrakul was a girl o/\/\ o
This is news to me >/\/\ < hehe…
I shall devour your soul and eat your realm for a well deserved desert!
Sheesh, this ones a lot meaner, I was actually considering not destroying the other one.
I’d say come at me bro, but…. >\/\/ < hehehe…
But what!??
I did not know that Emrakul was a girl o/\/\ o
This is news to me >/\/\ < hehe…
I shall devour your soul and eat your realm for a well deserved desert!
About me
I am Emrakul. One of the three Eldrazi titans and the inspiration for the merfolk god Emeria. I am the largest and most fearsome of the Eldrazi. I cause silent terror wherever I soar, embodying desolation, emotional and physical distance, the chill of the void, and the terror of being alone. I conquered countless realms and now I decided to do the same to this "Internet".
